Welcome, my friends, welcome to the all new, re-built and downright weird Bizzare Bazzar. Made specially for all the weird b*stards who get off on crazy sh*t.

Back from a 4 year absence after the creator went insane on a golf course (he said he was hunting for teletubbies and I believe him) we are proud to resurrect his wonderful website.

What you can expect to arrive over the next few weeks is a collection of weird tales, unusual stories and images and downright bizzare sh*t from all over this crazy universe. From magnetic donkeys to moon-mice -the world of the bizzare now has a home.

Contributions from anyone are welcome - the more bizzare the better. Follow the contacts link for the email address etc.

And now the disclaimer:
If for any reason you are offended by really gross fat people, chip pan fires, hammer headed children, spoons, glass fridges, olympic midgets, shiny trousers, biscuits with guitars, bread crumbs, zips, chicago town frozen pizza, chickens, chickens with nuclear warbeaks, exploding kebab jockeys and most other things. Dont go any further into the site. You'll probably get upset and find it really difficult to relate to people or get dirty sex on a daily basis.